patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

-annoying:

what happened

qirlunderyou:

ahsconfessions:

The hint of the Carnival theme in the Coven Finale was Myrtle burning at the stake. The shadows make a clown’s face and Myrtle’s red dress (and flames) make the red nose. 

FUCK THIS SHOW I SWEAR

qirlunderyou:

ahsconfessions:

The hint of the Carnival theme in the Coven Finale was Myrtle burning at the stake. The shadows make a clown’s face and Myrtle’s red dress (and flames) make the red nose. 

FUCK THIS SHOW I SWEAR

mrcraabs:

why dont we have multiplayer dreams